Tips For Staying Young

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. 1. Throw out non-essential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay “them” 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down. 3. Keep learning. Learn more about computers, crafts, gardening, whatever etc. Never let [...]

FriendShip

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Excuses for sleeping

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work They told me at the blood bank that this might happen. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. I was working smarter – not harder. Whew! I must have left the top off [...]

Compare the Genders

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

Differences Between Men & Women NICKNAMES: If Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle go out for lunch, they will call each other Gloria, Suzanne, Debra and Michelle. But if Mike, Phil, Rob and Jack go out for a brewsky, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Useless. EATING OUT: And [...]

Four Seasons in Life

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

There was a man who had four sons. He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly. So he sent them each on a quest, in turn, to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away. The first son went in the winter the second in the [...]