JUST FOR LAUGHS
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Saturday, March 13th, 2010(Wag ko sana danasin ang lahat ng ito) dahil halos di na kayo nagkikita ng nanay at tatay mo, ang tawag na nila sayo ay “boarder” at sinisingil ka na nila sa upa mo. pag sasagot ka ng telepono, lagi na lang may opening spiel…example:*toot* …. thank you for calling (the company) this is (your [...]
ANAGRAMS
Friday, March 12th, 2010DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: ! When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE [...]
Americanized Filipino names
Friday, March 12th, 2010Gregorio Talahib – George Bush Tomas Cruz – Tom Cruise Macario Maldonado – Mac Donald Remegio Batungbacal – Remington Steel Victoria Malihim – Victoria Secret Bienvenido Jurado – Ben Hur Juanito Lakarin – Johnny Walker Federico Hagibis – Federal Express Esteban Magtaka – Stevie Wonder Jaime Bondoc – James Bond Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods [...]
A TOUCHING LUMPIA STORY
Friday, March 12th, 2010An elderly foreigner lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite food, Filipino Lumpia. Gathering his remaining strength, he lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping [...]
INTERNET RUMOR
Friday, March 12th, 2010DEPRESS – NAGKASAL SA PERSUADING PERSUADING – UNANG WEDDING DEBUG – ANG IPIS DEFRAG – ANG PALAKA DEVALUE – LETTER PAGKATAPOS NG “V” PUNCTUATION – PERA PANG ENROLL ASPECT – PANUSOK / PANDUROG NG YELO STATUE – “IKAW BA YAN?’ CATTLE – TILAHAN NG HALI AT LEYNA DEVASTATION – ANG SAKAYAN NG BUS CONTEMPLATE – [...]
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