Tiger
By admin | April 16, 2010
Tigers do not find worth in power or money. They will be completely honest about how they feel and expect the same of you. On the other hand, they seek approval from peers and family. Generally, because of their charming personalities Tigers are well liked. Often, failing at a given task or being unproductive in his personal or professional life can cause a Tiger to experience a depression. Criticism from loved ones can also generate this type of Tiger reaction. Still, like all felines, Tigers always land on their feet, ready for their next act in life, pursuing it with unyielding energy and hunting it infallibly.
Tigers are also incorrigibly competitive – they simply cannot pass up a challenge, especially when honor is at stake, or they are protecting those they love. Tigers are unpredictable and it would be unwise to underestimate their reactions. They may appear cool, but they have the Big Cat’s instincts to pounce at a moment’s warning. Natural leaders, they have a strong sense of their own dignity, and if they find
themselves in the ranks, they can be stubborn and obstinate. In positions of power they can be difficult though stimulating bosses. Tigers are intelligent, alert, and farsighted. They have their fingers on the pulse. Good strategists and tacticians, they often have a hidden agenda. As long as they do not risk their luck too often, and keep their restless nature under control, their tactics usually pay off in life.
TIGER FACTS:
People born in the year of the Tiger share certain characteristics. The Tiger sign is an abbreviated way of characterizing that individual’s personality. Following are features associated with the sign of the Tiger.
Third in order, Chinese name – HU, sign of courage
Hour–am-4:59am Month–February
Western counterpart—Aquarius
CHARACTERISTICS
Courage, Vehemence, Self-Reliance, Friendliness, Hopefulness, Resilience, Vanity, Disregard
THE METAL TIGER 195O AND 2010
The Metal element gives the Tiger its sharpness in action and speed of thought. Tigers born in the Metal year like to stand out in a crowd. With an inspiring assertiveness and competitive demeanor, they determine their goals and then do anything necessary to achieve them. This good-looking character sometimes suffers from mood swings and temper tantrums. The Tiger can be known to jump to conclusions or to act too quickly without weighing the options or understanding the consequences. This is a flaw Tigers must learn to curb.
THE WATER TIGER 1902 AND 1962
The Water element gives the Tiger a soothing characteristic making this breed a bit more tranquil. Their ability to consider feelings and ideas from other people makes them quite sensible and understanding. They are also born with a great intuitive power, which gives them accurate and excellent judgement. The Tiger is a bit indecisive, a habit of nature born of his routine of watching and waiting before leaping. Sometimes too, Tigers get caught sleeping or daydreaming, prohibiting them from going for the goals they initially set out to accomplish.
THE WOOD TIGER 1914 AND 1974
The Wood Tiger is more adaptable to working with others and therefore does not demonstrate the typical “take charge” attitude of other Tigers. The Wood element adds stability, giving him warmth of character that draws people in and makes the Tiger a popular person. They are not selfish creatures and will give their time, attention or possessions to anyone in need. These Tigers bring a solid practicality to any problem. They can control their urges to completely take over, letting others do the work. They must be aware of their slightly volatile tempers and short attention spans, and not let those characteristics get the best of them or cause them or their loved ones undue pain.
THE FIRE TIGER 1926 AND 1986
Eccentric and dramatic, Fire Tigers are aglow with passion and verve. They are outgoing, expressive and look on the bright side of things. They have the Tiger’s natural ability to lead others and are able to excite others simply with their own gift of enthusiasm. They can be funny and have great senses of humor. Tigers are powerful speakers and have the ability to command and persuade crowds through speech. Their own seemingly endless supply of energy can make them appear a bit dramatic, and it may make them more sensitive to cautious or down-to-earth approaches in others.
THE EARTH TIGER 1938 AND 1998
Earth Tigers are realists and tend not to get caught up by their own enthusiasm and excitement. They have a stout and sincere sense of responsibility that other Tigers haven’t quite cultivated and are not so easily distracted. These Tigers take life a little easier and have the ability to focus for longer periods of time, which in turn brings them success through continued effort. Earth Tigers must be careful not to take life too seriously and must remember not to lose their senses of humor or to ignore the needs and feelings of others.
EAST MEETS WEST
ARIES TIGER
Volatile and active, these people are whirlwinds who must enjoy open spaces and a lot of activity. Feeling pinned down to one decision or one destination is an Aries Tiger’s worst nightmare. These people are generous and brave as well as deeply passionate people.
LIBRAN TIGER
These Tigers play fair and value justice in their everyday lives. They are known to flail in their own personal decision-making efforts.
TAUREAN TIGER
More down-to-earth than other Tigers, these people are practical and will finish tasks they start. They work well under pressure and can maintain their workloads through amazing efforts. They are passionate in their partnerships and provide stability to their loved ones.
SCORPIO TIGER
This is the most intense Tiger of them all. Scorpio Tigers are deeply emotional and sensitive people, extremely focused on the task at hand. They are strong-willed and motivated and don’t like contradiction.
GEMINI TIGER
These people like to move about freely. They yearn to see new places and to meet new people in their travels. They are quirky, funny, intelligent and lively and are more comfortable being the life of the party than being a guest there.
SAGITTARIAN TIGER
These Tigers have a great appetite for life and thrust themselves into everyday of their lives. They are mostly extroverts who enjoy being out and about in strange places. They also like to be spontaneous and often jump to conclusions before weighing the consequences.
CANCERIAN TIGER
The Cancerian Tiger is a romantic individual who is sensitive and tenderhearted. This character needs a loving, honest relationship to thrive.
CAPRICORN TIGER
These people work long, hard hours to achieve the level of success they believe they are destined for. Their career will always be the most important thing in their lives, with love and relationships following a close second and third.
LEONINE TIGER
This Tiger expects the respect he believes he deserves. He works hard for his status and position and commands a certain presence when he enters a room.
AQUARIAN TIGER
These Tigers ignore the rules and regulations of society and choose instead to focus on matters of the heart. They tend to forget about the emotions involved in these matters, which causes them to seem harder and less sensitive.
VIRGO TIGER
These Tigers can be pretty picky when it comes to choosing a partner. They have an eye for detail that can cause them to be a little neurotic at times.
PISCEAN TIGER
Quite sensitive and kind, these Tigers are a bit more reserved than most. They are patient and loving and often supress the fiery passions that can accompany the Tiger personality. Once they decide they want a partner, they will stop at nothing to get him or her.
FriendShip
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Buhay Call Center
By admin | March 13, 2010
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5. marami ka nang naiipong jacket… nakakahiya naman kung pare-pareho jacket mo araw-araw at super ginaw naman pag wala.
6. sanay kang maglakad-lakad ng nakamedyas.
7. ang tawag mo sa mga friends mo…dude, bro, coach,tl, sup.
8. di na dugo ang dumadaloy sayo… kape!
9. finefake mo na wag maging “slang” pag nagbabayad ka sa tindahan o kaya sa jeep para wag akalain na pasosyal ka… masama pa, mas panget pakinggan.
10. tadaaaaa! nagsasalita ka sa pagtulog mo, pati calls mo napapanaginipan mo.
11. pumuputi ka na dahil di ka na naaarawan.
12. sanay ka nang matulog kahit maingay sa loob at labas ng bahay nyo.
13. kinalimutan ka na ng mga kaibigan mo dahil existing ka lang pag tulog na sila.
14. sanay ka na sa mga prank callers at mga death treats na nakasulat lang… *sa dami ba naman ng ma-encounter mong ganito gabi-gabi sa trabaho eh**
15. di ka na sanay sa traffic. papasok at pauwi sa trabaho walang traffic.
16. di na tama ang oras ng pagkain mo. breakfast mo ay hapunan na. lunch mo sa madaling araw. dinner mo pag uwi mo sa umaga.
17. lahat ng kasabay mo sa jeep pag papasok ka, pagod na. ikaw lang ang bagong ligo at bagong gel.
18. maski sa bahay, mabilis kang kumain.
19. hindi ka na kilala ng aso nyo
20. ayaw mo na mag-jeep. kailangan taxi or kaya aircon na bus.
21. wala ka nang alam na balita.
22. nahihiya kang magpunta sa mga reunion lalo na’t alam mong successful lahat ng ka-batch mo.
23. sasabihin mo field ng trabaho mo IT, di call center.
24. nasusuka ka na pag nakita mo ang pc sa bahay nyo..
25. sasabihin mong tech support engineer ka, pero rep ka lang..
26. pag payday… olats lahat sweldo ng mga kaklase mong board passer. (8k per month lang sila) isang kinsenas mo na yun..:P
27. pag day off mo na lang ikaw nakakapaanood ng noon time show!
28. hindi mo na kilala ang mga bagong artista.
29. hindi mo na alam itsura ng mall…
30. di ka na maebs sa bahay, sanay ka na sa cr ng 6th floor or ibang floor.
31. madalas kulang gamit mo sa bahay dahil nasa locker
32. ayaw mo nang pumasok sa internet cafe!
33. alam mo kung sino si Avaya
34. sanay ka nang pumasok ng bagong gising… kakabangon lang galing sleeping lounge.
35. maglo-lock ka ng pc kahit sa bahay na. pag pindot mo ng CTRL + ALT+ DEL iba ang lalabas.
36. sanay ka ng kumain sa harap ng pc mo kahit nsa bahay.
37. papasok ka sa ofc na nka-jeans, tshirt and cap astig!)
38. mas malaki sweldo mo sa mga ka-batch mo, nagkakanda-kuba na sila sa trabaho nila
39. puro ka-age mo mga ka-opisina mo, walang old maids and DOMs!!
40. mabilis ka ng mag pabili ng corn bits at chicharon sa ermats mo…
41. nakapanood ka na ng rally sa Ayala
42. pag nakakarinig ka ng Kaching!!! akala mo may mail ka na dumating. hehe
43. nakita mo na lahat ng klase ng vendo machine
44. dito sa opisina mo nararanasan na napakabagal ng oras!
45. lahat na ng rason para umabsent nagawa mo na
46. sanay ka na makarinig ng napakalakas na pag singa ng sipon.
47. marami ka ng naipon na microwavable container
48. marami kang ketchup packs galing mcdo at jollibee
49. pag nagkukwento ka sa mga barkada jargon lahat. di nila maintindihan ang ibig sabihin ng ticket..
50. hindi ka na sanay umakyat ng hagdan
51. pag gumagamit ka ng cr,, di ka na nagpa-flush.. kc akala mo kusa na lulubog ebs mo.
52. sawa ka na internet kasi sa trabaho panay ang browsing..
53. during office hours, hindi ka lalabas ng building ng walang dalang relo. baka ma-over break.
54. akala mo may sarili kang locker sa bahay nyo.
55. marunong ka na makipagsagutan at makipagbarahan ng english
56. sanay ka ng magyosi o umidlip pag alas dos at alas kwatro ng umaga
57. dito ka na makakakita ng gf, bf, or asawa. wala ka ng time maghanap sa labas.
58. pag may problema ka sa pc mo, una mong ginagawa ay clear cache at cookies.
59. nanghihingi ka pa ng baon sa nanay mo kahit mas malaki sweldo mo sa kanya..
60. nang ho-hoard ka na din ng tissue sa bahay
61. kala mo libre ang kape sa select…
62. libre parking mo sa building, klasmeyts mo nagbabayad araw-araw ng parking.
63. pag nag cr ka…sanay ka na sa gripo na automatic at toilet bowl…
64. nakaipon ka na ng mouse ball sa bahay
65. nagulat ka ng masabi mo ang opening spiel mo habang nagbabayad sa jeep
66. naka id ka pa kahit nasa jeep
67. kaya mong tiisin na hindi palitan ang damit mo ng 16 hours
68. pagtinanong ng mga ka tropa mo kung ano ang sinusupport mo… sabihin mo msn.com (hahahaha!) kasi pag sinabi mong passport, hindi nila alam yun.
69. mas sanay ka na mag Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V at nahihiya ka na ngayon mo lang nalaman yun.
70. madalas mo harangin ang mga calls
71. Nasanay ka nang may katabing TL na hindi umuuwi. pagpasok mo nandun na. pag-uwi mo nandun pa rin.
72. kahit may malaki kayong speaker sa bahay gusto mo pa din naka-earphones!
73. gusto mo nang lumipat sa makati
74. nung pinasok ng akyat bahay ang bahay nyo, nagsisigaw ka ng HACKER!!! HACKER!!!
75. minumura mo pag nakatalikod kahit sinong amerikano na makita mo. *yan ung kausap ko kanina!!!**
76. pag tinatamad ka tumanggap ng tawag, matapang ka na at alam mo na ang gagawin:
77. puro kalyo na ang wrist at daliri mo
78. sanay ka nang makipag-usap sa telepono sa bahay kahit malakas ang TV. sa office parang limang TV ang nakatapat sayo habang may kausap.
79. pumasok ka na ng puyat, lasing at gutom
80. may picture ka ng nakasuot ng headset
81. sanay ka nang matulog ng dilat ang mata. hindi pwede pahuli.
82. lahat ng style ng pagtulog maiisip mo.
83. lahat ng kaibigan mo may christmas vacation ikaw wala
84. mas gusto mo na mag warm transfer sa ibang department para makatulog ka habang naka-mute at nakikinig sa usapan nila
85. yung ex mo may kasama ng iba
86. lahat ng holiday pumapasok ka kasi double pay malaki ang bayad.
87. d2 ka na sa opisina nakakabili lahat ng gamit mo: kwintas, sabon, shampoo, tocino, longganisa, hikaw, magazine, aso, libro, tshirt, prepaid card, eload, dvd, vcd, yema, corn bits…
88. d2 ka na nasanay kumain ng pagkain na luto sa microwave
89. palaging matabang ang kape sa office
90. imposibleng hindi ka pa nakatanggap ng memo
91. gusto mo na din bumili ng water dispenser kasi pitsel lang ang nasa bahay nyo.
92. nakakausap ka na ng pilipino sa ibang bansa
93. dami mo na naiipon na stirrer (red) galing starbucks kakabili ng kape.
94. nasanay ka nang mgpadeliver ng pagkain.
95. nakakita ka ng artista na nagbebenta ng pagkain sa pantry.
96. dito ka lang makakakita ng pinagsama-samang tinda na: medyas, vitamins, christmas lights, cologne. yosi, siomai at lahat ng klase ng pagkain, relos, kalendaryo, stuff toys, make up, kikay kit, deodorant, kwintas, sasakyan, camera, video, audio, foot spa , milk spa, bags wallet, sinturon, mamon, hamon…
97. d2 ka na expose sa tapa king, zuppa, yellow cab, jugnos, bermuda hotel’s pancit canton, wendy’s. north park, starbucks
98. di mo maenjoy christmas party kasi kaylangan mo bumalik sa office dahil may pasok ka pa.
99. ice tea ka lang, mga kasama mo.. beer!!!
100. may bago kang damit kada sweldo dahil takot ka makarinig nanaman na paulit-ulit ang suot mo.
101. Lahat ng kaibigan mo kinakahiya at minamaliit nila ang ginagawa mo… Pero pag dating sa araw ng sweldo nagpapalibre sayo.
102. Lahat ng nanglalait sayo na sa call center ka nag tratrabaho, ngayon nakikita mo sa lobby na nag-aapply.
103. Eto na ang tinuturing mong Buhay!
ANAGRAMS
By admin | March 12, 2010
DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES – LET’S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z ‘S
A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
I’M A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
Americanized Filipino names
By admin | March 12, 2010
Gregorio Talahib – George Bush
Tomas Cruz – Tom Cruise
Macario Maldonado – Mac Donald
Remegio Batungbacal – Remington Steel
Victoria Malihim – Victoria Secret
Bienvenido Jurado – Ben Hur
Juanito Lakarin – Johnny Walker
Federico Hagibis – Federal Express
Esteban Magtaka – Stevie Wonder
Jaime Bondoc – James Bond
Leon Mangubat – Tiger Woods
Eleuterio Ignacio – Electronic Ignition
Burgus Bahag-Hari – Burger King
Kasimiro Bukaykay – Cashmere Bouquet
Maria Calas – Mary Kay
Rogelio Dagdagan – Roger Moore
Topacio Mamaril – Top Gun
Restituto Pruto – Tutti Frutti
Samuel Tampipi – Sam Sonite
Veneracion De Asis – Venereal Disease
Alfonso De Asis – Alzheimer Disease
Francisco Portero – Frank Porter
Diosdado Durante – Deo Dorant
Roberto Controlado – Bert Control
Marcelo Controlado – Muscle Control
Carpio Llanes – Carpool Lanes
Julia Domingo – Holy Sunday
Maria Pascua – Mary Christmas
Ligaya Anonuevo – Happy New Year
Ligaya Almundo – Joy To The World
Ricardo Martinez – Ricky Martin